are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.
They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.
Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!
Well, hello again rascally rapscallions and ravishing ladies. Apologies for the long delay between communiqués, but that long, lost weekend turned into a long, lost half a year. Time flies when you’re having rum, I always say…
Well, all that’s bootleg hooch under the bridge now, because your favorite little local flame-throwing rock n roll band is back to sauté your senses this coming Friday when The Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails bring their fire-breathing brand of sexy sixties and seventies songs back to The Winery at St. George in Mohegan, starting at 9:30. It’s our ten year anniversary, and not unlike fine wine, we just keep getting better! And drunker!
And just so you know, The Winery is a former 100-year-old church, so it’s a goddamn beautiful venue. So get in to the sin and dance your pants off this Friday as The LGC celebrates ten years of the shakes!